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FINGER POINTING

Basinger: Who, me?

Kim Basinger insists she didn't leak the tape of her ex AlecBaldwin ranting at their daughter Ireland ("rude, thoughtless littlepig," etc.). Let's see, then. Kim's lawyer? Not without her OK. Thejudge who suspended Alec's visitation rights? Nah. Alec himself?Duh! No! So that leaves -- Ireland herself!

ROLE MODEL BEHAVIOR

But are they designer gloves?

Naomi Campbell told somebody she still has the rubber gloves sheused performing that court-ordered community service for the NewYork Sanitation Department. "When I think I'm losing my temper, Ilook at them and it subsides," she said.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Guess he didn't vote for Sanjaya either

Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction tells Spin mag he knows what hedoesn't like: "If you hear garbage music on your radio station, youhave only yourself to blame. If you don't support the arts, that'swhat you're going to get. You're going to get 'American Idol.' It'sfine if you want to hear that, but I don't."

YOUR CHEATING HEART

Brinkley's soon-to-be ex settles with teen

Remember Peter Cook? Rich 47-year-old dumped by his wife,Christie Brinkley, for canoodling with his teenage office assistant?He has reached an out-of-court settlement with the now 20-year-old,who could otherwise have sued his cheatin' backside for something orother. The divorce is ticking along in court.